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TomeNET humour

Post by tangar » Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:10 pm

Let's share TomeNET funny stuff in there.

Also i'ts totally ok I suppose to post anything not too unique here, but your favorite lol-stuff about TomeNET ) I mean, of course almost every joke monster is pretty funny, for example; but they are not too obvious sometimes and got some pretty curious details in their descriptions :)

This is just hillarious:
http://muuttuja.org/tomenet/monsters/monster.php?732

Bull Gates
He may not code worth a dime, but he certainly knows how to make money.
Attack methods:
CHARGE: EAT_GOLD (5d5)
CHARGE: EAT_ITEM (5d5)
SPIT: BLIND (10d5)
DROOL: DISEASE (8d5)

Spells (and breaths, arrows or missiles): (2)
TRAPS S_BUG
// summoning traps and bugs.. omg :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I wonder, who designed such monster :))
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http://youtube.com/GlazGame — streams in English // http://youtube.com/StreamGuild — streams in Russian
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Re: TomeNET humour

Post by tangar » Fri May 04, 2018 10:20 am

Rising of Cthulhu:

https://imgur.com/ev5HvFK
This creature is death incarnate. "A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing... was a somewhat bloated corpulence... It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway... A mountain shambled or walked."
Tangar's tileset, addon, guides & maps: English TomeNET page ||||||| Russian TomeNet page
http://youtube.com/GlazGame — streams in English // http://youtube.com/StreamGuild — streams in Russian
My chars @ angband.oook.cz

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