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TomeNET humour

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:10 pm
by tangar
Let's share TomeNET funny stuff in there.

Also i'ts totally ok I suppose to post anything not too unique here, but your favorite lol-stuff about TomeNET ) I mean, of course almost every joke monster is pretty funny, for example; but they are not too obvious sometimes and got some pretty curious details in their descriptions :)

This is just hillarious:

Bull Gates
He may not code worth a dime, but he certainly knows how to make money.
Attack methods:
SPIT: BLIND (10d5)

Spells (and breaths, arrows or missiles): (2)
// summoning traps and bugs.. omg :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I wonder, who designed such monster :))

Re: TomeNET humour

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 10:20 am
by tangar
Rising of Cthulhu:
This creature is death incarnate. "A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing... was a somewhat bloated corpulence... It lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway... A mountain shambled or walked."