TomeNET humour
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:10 pm
Let's share TomeNET funny stuff in there.
Also i'ts totally ok I suppose to post anything not too unique here, but your favorite lol-stuff about TomeNET ) I mean, of course almost every joke monster is pretty funny, for example; but they are not too obvious sometimes and got some pretty curious details in their descriptions
This is just hillarious:
http://muuttuja.org/tomenet/monsters/monster.php?732
Bull Gates
CHARGE: EAT_GOLD (5d5)
CHARGE: EAT_ITEM (5d5)
SPIT: BLIND (10d5)
DROOL: DISEASE (8d5)
Spells (and breaths, arrows or missiles): (2)
TRAPS S_BUG
// summoning traps and bugs.. omg
I wonder, who designed such monster )
Also i'ts totally ok I suppose to post anything not too unique here, but your favorite lol-stuff about TomeNET ) I mean, of course almost every joke monster is pretty funny, for example; but they are not too obvious sometimes and got some pretty curious details in their descriptions
This is just hillarious:
http://muuttuja.org/tomenet/monsters/monster.php?732
Bull Gates
Attack methods:He may not code worth a dime, but he certainly knows how to make money.
CHARGE: EAT_GOLD (5d5)
CHARGE: EAT_ITEM (5d5)
SPIT: BLIND (10d5)
DROOL: DISEASE (8d5)
Spells (and breaths, arrows or missiles): (2)
TRAPS S_BUG
// summoning traps and bugs.. omg
I wonder, who designed such monster )