TomeNET stages

[tangar]

There I got an idea about game stages. pre-Angband and Angband.. May be then there would be post-Angband, donno.

Anyway, lets try to look at this idea more detailed. I think there could be divided some more stages:

1) Bree Tavern stage - learn how to move and kill your first "t" accidentally
2) Training Tower stage - learn how to fight and feel yourself quite confident to defeat Morgoth
3) Barrow Downs stage - you found BD entrance! yaw!
4) Barrow Downs stage <300 - cursed rings and other funny adventures
5) Barrow Downs stage >300 - why I died? What happened?!
6) "heard about Orc Caves" stage - guys in chat told me about new place to try. Interesting.
7) Orc Caves travel - got warm meeting at the entrance to Orc Caves. Another beautiful grave in greenfields.
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Darn, this stage list gradually become diary We need another approach

Please write which stages TomeNET has in your opinion

[tokariew]

10 simple step of tokariew stupidity or if you prefer his excuse why he didn't go past early forties

1. buy lantern
2. go to orc cave and pray for no welcoming party
   1. go to old location
   2. think about how many years ago orc cave change location
   3. go to proper orc cave
3. dive
4. remember that you don't buy any recall
5. kill azog on first dive
6. now time to ascend, because you don't remember recall scroll name and if you remember something burns all of it
7. go to mordor
8. dive in mordor
9. die in mordor because you lack gear
10. go to buy lanter